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Breaking News: Obama Solves Financial Crisis

Posted in humor with tags , , , on February 21, 2009 by trapperKeeper

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You heard it here first, Obama has solved the financial crisis by printing new money, which makes all old debts are null and void.  More importantly, he has ended the reign of white men on United States printed money. Obviously, Obama is going to put himself on the new money.  He did come up with the solution.  None of the other original bill faces are getting another go-around.  America wants, no needs, to move forward.  Dead, ancient men on money is the worst kind of pining, nostalgic.  Oh children, remember when we threw all those British in the water, drank their tea, and declared ourselves free?  Initially, Obama will be the only face on the new money, but as sponsors come forward to back the paper there will be more diversity.  Hurray, the savior has saved, let all the earth rejoice!

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