Even Zombies Need a Night Out

On Saturday, September 26th, Blaine and myself went out to the zombie film festival.  It was my second year in a row and Blaine’s first.  Zombies are into more things than eating human flesh.  For example, we love watching depictions of ourselves and discussing film, music, and politics.  Zombies don’t enjoy drinking.  Instead, we eat the livers of alcoholics and the flesh of the currently inebriated.  All we really ask for is the right to pursue prosperity and happiness, so keep on eating America.  The fatter you are, the more flesh there is for us to eat.


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