Watch Out Its’ the Return of the Feces Flinger (Hold GWB & Pop Some Champagne)


Here are a few thoughts that have popped into my head over these past few days.

During the Inauguration ceremony, people booed George W Bush and joyously sang “nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodby.e” On the MSNBC newscast, the Beltway commentators found the booing classless. On Huffingtonpost, some agreed with these commentators. This reverential attitude astounds me. George Bush is a war criminal and should be arrested and thrown in prison. Besides, Bush kept himself so insulated during his presidency. Finally, there was an opportunity for the people to let him know how they felt about him. Personally, I want to see him pilloried. Then, people, for a a fee, can throw rotten fruit and pies at him. The money raised can be used to pay off some of the debt accumulated over the past eight years.


But pillory officials would have to be on the lookout for an escaped rhesus monkey, known to throw feces when mad. So far, Tampa authorities have been unsuccessful in capturing the primate, who has managed to evade a bucket truck and tranquilizer dart.

Lastly, check out these trendy dbags. I don’t understand their dancing scene. Do they think that it is cool? One tool is clearly replicating Flava Flav; another is a ultra-atomic super hipster. Due to the explicit ripping off of rap videos “Poppin’ (Champagne), the boys of ATL video are treading on racially (in)sensitive ground. They even get a leprechaun in there. Yes there is a place for you somewhere out there. Dante’s Eighth Circle of Hell. And your name, All Time Low, is very apt description of the quality of your “music.”


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